Trident

Bio
Trident is another, fat uneducated self-styled "journalist" who can't get laid. He has an obsession with Mario rivaling that of Chris-chan's obsession with Sonic the Hedgehog. Bob is made famous only by virtue of the internet and his willingness to pander to SJW feminists who don't actually watch these movies or play these games beyond what is necessary for them to call them sexist. All of this because there is no way this fat blob would ever be able to go to a job interview.

His reviews are filled with his unsolicited opinions about movies and video games which he acquired in all the free time he has leftover from never having sex, in between dreaming about one day being a director while being too fat and lazy to do anything about it. His video reviews have a hypnotic quality created by his third chin popping in-and-out from underneath his hilarious beard that was grown in a desperate attempt to conceal it.

Who?
Trident initially reviewed movies, before figuring out that he too should shit all over games, like many before him. So it didn't take long before he joined ScrewAttack. After being raped brutally by ScrewAttack, Fatman (that's a Freakazoid reference, Trident) was so buttsore he felt just like the women who got drunk, realized they fucked an ugly looking guy, and then instead of blaming their slutty selves, became a SJW to deflect any negative criticism... Which is exactly what Trident did! Not that it stopped him from later referring to Megan Fox as a blowup doll.

Maybe this was done in the hope that his nice guy attitude would land him pussy. For spoilers for the effect of this, see image below.

Things That Trigger Him

 * Himself and his so-called "friends"


 * White people


 * Cis people
 * Straight people
 * Hong Kong in general
 * Walls (because Donald Trump)
 * Sonic the Hedgehog
 * Weeaboos
 * Eminem
 * Dr. Dre
 * Eazy-E
 * Ice Cube
 * Bullies
 * DramaAlert
 * Gamers
 * Mean Words
 * Pewdiepie
 * Markiplier
 * Republicans
 * Ben Shapiro
 * Steven Crowder