Paisleyyy

Bio
a four-armed fatass fly who dreams of being a rock star. She and everyone else who lives in her town of Stickyfeet were exposed to radioactive waste, hence why they are like humans. However, despite being an antropomorphic fly, she vomits, poops, eats garbage and does other disgusting stuff like a real fly. She works at Instruments Made for Blowing along with Ember, Luna Loud, and Raymond.

She's a rabid Taylor Swift fangirl and apologist, and made her middle name "This Sick Beat" in dedication to one of Taylor's songs, Shake it Off. She also spreads malaria exclusively to tribes that weigh over 250 lbs because she's even more of a fatshamer than Zoe Trent. Ironically, she is overweight herself, making her a hypocrite, but for the record she doesn't realize how fat she is and nobody at her school has pointed this out to her because they're afraid that she might eat them. She is in a relationship with an adult mosquito despite being only 12-14 years old, and that's how she got her ability to spread malaria. She is also one of those emo kids who think their life is "so terrible" when in reality it isn't.

She has a flaming rivalry with Dawn that's only fueled by who's better: Taylor Swift (represented by Paisleyyy) or Meghan Trainor (represented by Dawn). Dawn often bullies Paisleyyy for being a cunt.

Trivia
She holds the current record for the world's smallest vagina. It's as big as a fly's, despite being about as big as Charlie Brown.
 * Because of this, the adult mosquito prefers to put "it" in her shitbox.