Hansen

Bio
He is shown to have an unhealthy obsession with his own ass, to the point where at one point in his life, he fell in love with it and got married to it. That being said, he managed to get into the twerking championship but was overshadowed by much better twerkers. Like normal monkeys tend to do, he also frequently throws his crap at people, and his favorite food is bat guano. He is also gay and is in love with Ewan.

When Hansen slaps his ass constantly, it causes seizure beams.